the 6 types of girls that you should avoid
(from funkygrad.com)

1. Miss Money-NOT-Penny
To her, it's all about dollars. She's a Material Girl living in a material world. She incurs extremely high maintenance costs, expecting a man to finance her entire life, from shopping at Gucci to drinks at One Rochester.

2. Miss Moonlight-Walks-On-The-Beach
She lives in a fantasy world of romantic movies and romance novels. She is waiting for her Prince Charming to sweep her off her feet and nothing will do except for the perfect fairy tale ending. She has absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets.

3. Miss Too-High-Expectations
She thinks that she is worth more than everything you can give her. Unless you're Brad Pitt, Bill Gates, Einstein and Frank Sinatra all rolled into one perfect package, you won't have enough good looks, money, intelligence, social skills, or [insert trait here] to date her.

4. Miss Center-of-The-University
Everything revolves around her. Brought up as a princess, she only cares about herself and nothing else. She has to win at all costs. If your car is new, hers is a little newer, if your grades are good, hers are a little better, if a guy in class steals a glance at her, she thinks he wants to sleep with her.

5. Miss Boyfriend-Addict
Within a day after a break up she's on the prowl. She has never been single for more than a week and within 10 minutes after your first date, she's already planning your wedding and naming your kids. Maybe all of her friends are attached so her biological clock is ticking. She doesn't care who the guy is, just as long as he is breathing.

6. Miss Needs-a-lot-of-attention
A close friend of Miss Boyfriend-Addict, this gal becomes an extension of you, and your buddies know to get you out on an outing, they've got to get her first. You will never need to call her because she's calls you 10 times a day "just to hear your voice." She's clingy, needy and so compulsively agonising that you are serously considering to leave her for "someone better."