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Tuesday, September 19, 2006


Love Potion No. 9 (PC 2006)

1. Formulation:
Off Qty / Qty Used.
Love (anhydrous) 2 g
Kindness Extract 2 ml
Gentleness Extract 2 ml
Friendship Oil 4 ml
Water of Joy 2 ml
Karma gum 1 g
Forgiveness Powder 2 g
Quarrels Solution 2 drops
Togetherness Syrup 2 ml
Tenderness balm 2 g
Understanding and
Respect Compound q.s.

Calculation:
Everything for 2 persons, but eventually enough understanding and respect must be given to both sides...

Method:
1. Measure all the ingredients using weighing balance or conical flask.
2. As the forgiveness powder will only dissolve in the quarrels solution, do so, mixing well.
3. To make your primary love emulsion, add the friendship oil, togetherness syrup and karma gum and triturate quickly in the dry, flat, ceramic mortar and pestle.
4. Add in the love tincture, kindness extract, gentleness extract, water of joy, and tenderness balm into the casserole. Take care not to overheat the love (anhydrous) as this will cause rancidity of the relationship. Stir and mix well using test-tube until the substance has become creamy-like.
5. Put the contents from (3) and (4) into the mortar and pestle and triturate. Transfer into conical flask.
6. Finally, top up the conical flask with the understanding and respect compound as much as desired.
7. Dispense and label.

Storage:
Keep in a airtight container in a cool, dark place, away from sunlight, jealous eyes and third parties.

Indication for preparation:
For people who are in love.
Contraindicated in those who have just broken up and seeking love on the rebound.
It is also a good model for studying about love.

Advice to patient:
Not to be taken more than one time daily, as the effects of two doses will counteract against each other.
Do not drive while taking the medication.
For above-18 use only.
Dilute 1 part with 19 parts of water.
Throw after six months of use.

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