DFD weapons

had an interesting talk today with bingxun and choon han about how dosage forms can suddenly used to make weapons.

*james bond music playing in the background*

Mortar and pestle (keypad '1'). simple and heavy, one whack will send the enemy senseless, or to half health. great in melee conditions. the mortar (alt fire) will add additonal damage, but is slower. the ceramic version deals more damage.

Suppositories, pessaries (keypad '2'). comes in 5.56 mm, 7.62mm, 9mm and 10mm sizes. can be threaded together to form magazines for the MG. comes in strengths of 15mg/g and 30 mg/g as stated in the BP. variety of colours.

all magazines containing the above ammunition are to be labelled "for rectal / vaginal use only". store in dark magazines protected from light.

the victim should be lying down in a side position, or stand with the legs apart and bend far forward; the firer should press the red button on the magazine to lubricate the magazine's contents with suppository lubricant / arachis oil in the magazine, or press the blue button to run it under cold tap water (provided in the magazine) until it hardens.

the suppository should be fired, pointed end first, using gentle muzzle velocity to overcome resistance of the anal sphincter without discomfort. the suppository should be shot upward and forward towards the umbilicus.

if the target experiences the urge to pass out the suppository, the buttocks should be held or squeezed together (with tongs) for several minutes until the sensation to pass it has subsided.

applicators may be fitted with laser and battery to increase accuracy or to be fitted with 16x scope.

sprays (keypad '3'): designed to knock enemies out with a single whiff. preparations of drug in aqueous, alcoholic, or glycerine containing media with a powerful atomiser.

portable vortex machine (keypad '4'): generates a vortex in a straight line, sending enemies spinning and immobilising them. strangely, enemies in the direct line of fire are never affected.